What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Abortion.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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