What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

No soup for you!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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