whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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President Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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