- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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