- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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