What happened to the twins? 9/11

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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