- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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