Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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