how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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