- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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