A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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