- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

woman's lacrosse

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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