- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A woman wears a dress.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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