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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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