The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Badabing.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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