How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Neither have I

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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