- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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