What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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wsde

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Blacks

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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u suck

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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