- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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i like it in the mouth

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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