4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Bob Saget

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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