What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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do you have a wife?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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