Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Communism hehe xd

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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