- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

My love life

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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