WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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no pun intended

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sdfrgtyuki

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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