Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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