What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Once upon a time

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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