What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A russian gives away vodka.

your face is kinda funny

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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