- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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u suck

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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