Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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