- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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