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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Don't believe in Atheists.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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