What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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