- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Trump will make America great again.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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