What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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