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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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