- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

So a horse walks into a barn.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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