- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Buzi vagy!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

No soup for you!

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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