What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Neither have I

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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