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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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