What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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