A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Woman's Rights

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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