- Anti Joke

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.