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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

I need to start studying.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

5 people are walking

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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