Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

No

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Women's rights

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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