What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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