why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Hello.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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womens rights.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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