A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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homosexuals are gay

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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