- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Davey Peterson.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Buzi vagy!

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

No soup for you!

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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