What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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The dewey decimal system

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Title IX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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