What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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