- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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