What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

CAS

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Knock, Knock ...

poopoo

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