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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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