- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Bags of delicious poop.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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