- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

KOOKABURRA

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??