why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

It's all Taggart

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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