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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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