Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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