Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Bumsniffer

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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