- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Who's on first? Garvey.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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