Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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