- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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