- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I'm gay.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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