- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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