- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Knock knock What?

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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