- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Cancer.

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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