A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Adam Chebali has no life

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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I am a mime

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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