Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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more like nig!

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Gay republicans

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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hi charles lattuca III

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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