A man walks into a bar

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Womens basketball

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

sharks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...