Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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