Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

i dont fisish anythi

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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