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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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