- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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