- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Bags of delicious poop.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Who is John Galt?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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