- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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