Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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are u black unlucky

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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