What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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