- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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