- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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