How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Abortion.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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