What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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