- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

An Aisian failed a test

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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