- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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