- Anti Joke

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.