How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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