3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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