- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Adam Chebali has no life

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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