a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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