- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*