I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

13 =B you just learned something

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Caolan and Eamon

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Punching a baby

your mom

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Anti Joke

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