- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.