- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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