- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A car walks into a bar.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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