your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Women's rights

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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