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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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