Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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there was once a jew

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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