I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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