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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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