Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

a skinny sumo wrestler

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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