Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Anti Joke

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