- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's the deal with brown?

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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