Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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