- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What black and has children A black man

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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