i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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