What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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