- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

whats funnier than 24? 25

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Please? No.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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