Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A shark ate your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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